Seven silly jokes to make you smile today

  • I was dating an astronaut but she broke up with me. Apparently she needed more space.
  • I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
  • I've got a dog called Minton. He has a habit of eating shuttlecocks. Bad Minton.
  • We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
  • Did you hear about the man who was arrested at the board game shop? Apparently he walked in and said he was looking for Trouble.
  • What do you call an angry gorilla? Anything he wants you to.
  • What did the guitar say to its strings? Stay tuned.

Source: www.facebook.com/DadJokes



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