Saturday Laugh: The bear necessities
SID and Irv are business partners.
They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife.
So Irv dies.
Sid doesn't hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife.
Then one day he gets a call. It's Irv.
"So there is an afterlife! What's it like?” Sid asks. "Well, I sleep very late.
"I get up, have a big breakfast.
"Then I have sex, lots of sex.
"Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch.
"Have some more sex, take a nap.
"Go to sleep and wake up the next day,” says Irv.
"Oh, my God,” says Sid.
"So that's what heaven is like?”
"Oh no,” says Irv.
"I'm not in heaven. I'm a bear in Yellowstone Park.”