The burning questions left after Bachelorette
OUR heads are still spinning from the wild ride that was the Bachelorette premiere.
It had it all: magic, partial nudity, tears and an uninvited guest.
After watching the episode, we know a lot more about Sophie Monk and we've learned a fair bit about the guys vying for her heart.
But there are still some burning questions leftover after the two-hour premiere - and we want answers.
Why were two guys wearing the same suit?
Alright, there's a wardrobe department. It was no accident that two of the contestants were both wearing the same purple and black shiny suit.
Why was Sam wearing LONG JOHNS?
Speaking of wardrobe choices, Sophie was getting by in a sleeveless silky gown, yet one man felt the need to dress like he was in the Himalayas.
Sam - aka Man Bun - surprised everyone when he was chosen to do an undie run after a dance-off, and stripped off his suit to reveal full-length thermals ... including long johns.
To recap: That's full-length thermals underneath a suit.
How in the world did Hayden pull his underwear off without taking off his pants?
Hayden told everyone Hansel had taught him some tricks, before ripping off his underwear without removing his pants just like that epic scene in Zoolander.
Given that Hansel is a fictional character, that can't be how he learned it. So how in the world did he manage it!? Did he have a spare pair of undies under his pants just in case he had to pull a Zoolander?? What kind of person thinks about Zoolander before going into the Bachie mansion?
Why did Jourdan suddenly develop a limp?
Blake said it best when he pointed out: "All of a sudden, Jourdan starts hobbling up, which is really weird because he didn't have a limp at the start of the night.".
What happened between the red carpet and the cocktail party which rendered him unable to walk properly?
It was never explained and we need to know. Did Ryan kick him in the shins on the sly?
Still on Jourdan - what was the story with his emotional breakdown?
Despite the presence of an otter? possum? rat?, Jourdan's emotional breakdown was absolutely the weirdest point of the evening.
During their game of Never Have I Ever, Sophie asked the guys point-blank whether they'd been cheated on.
When Jourdan burst into tears, it was clear they'd hit a soft spot - and our Bachelorette's maternal instincts kicked in.
"It's the worst, isn't it? The worst. What happened?" she asked him.
"I was accused of cheating, and I never did," Jourdan cried.
"Yeah, they accuse you of cheating when they're cheating - that's usually what happens," Sophie sympathised.
"She never cheated either. It just sucked."
Don't wait for the next part of the story - because that's it. THAT'S IT.
Again, Blake really nailed our thoughts on the situation when he asked: "What are you crying for then!?"
What the hell was in the swimming pool - and how did it get there?
It could have been a tactic used by producers to save Sophie from the, er, "charms" of Jourdan, but we're still wondering where the hell that thing came from that turned up in the pool.
She was chatting away to an emotional Jourdan when Apollo suddenly shouted, "Oi, what's that?" and pointed to the creature swimming across our screens.
There was speculation it was a rat, but it looked too big. It looked like a sea otter - but we don't have them in Australia (except the zoo).
Was it a possum then? Why was it swimming? We'll never know.