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Boyfriend takes out 'free to good home' ad for girlfriend

A WOMAN'S ultimatum to her boyfriend: "it's me or the dog" has backfired, hilariously.

This ad, posted by the boyfriend - an unnamed gent from Roanoke, Virginia - was posted on Craigslist and shared on Imgur and Reddit.

 

It reads:

"FREE TO ANY WILLING HOME

"My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly, so I have to re-home her.

"She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her four years."

At this stage you still think he's talking about his beagle...

"She likes to play games. Not totally trained.

"Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.

"Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work.

"Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!"

>> Is this the world's most adorable missing cat poster?
 

But then...

"So... Anyone interested in my 30 year old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her!

"Me and my dog want her re-homed ASAP!!"

The Mirror reports the boyfriend has added an addendum to the ad saying:

"Sorry but she has been re-homed her original breeders (her parents) have taken her back home.

"Molly and I are looking for a new one."



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