"Restitution of $2529? ....and just where is he going to find that? "
"Aaron... Battery technology is improving all the time, but until lithium and hydrogen batteries are..."
"Honest mistake - pull the other one - it sings Jingle Bells and spits out dollar coins from the..."
"If people vote for Labour after their last debacle as a government, then we'll finally end up down the..."
"Volunteers from the RSPCA do a terrific job whilst often being confronted by the most appallingly cruel..."
"This kind of thing makes me sick and is one of the reasons I don't volunteer my services to the RSPCA."
"And what if it had been a person with malicious intent? The dog might well have tuned out to be a hero."
"Absolute nonsense. Just some bureaucrat who has his nose out of joint. When I was a telegram boy - I..."