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Please don't say it with Sodastream this Christmas ...

CHRISTMAS is fast approaching and I'm feeling anxious.

Finding the perfect gifts is a mission I take incredibly seriously, because I know too well what getting rubbish presents feels like.

Don't get me wrong, the privilege of being able to give and receive gifts at all is not lost on me, I am incredibly grateful for any gift I receive - it just won't stop me judging it.

To me a rubbish gift has nothing to do with monetary value. It is all about the thought. But if the thought was a stupid one then the gift will inevitably be awful.

Take last Christmas for example.

After weeks of painful Christmas shopping I had a bounty of thoughtful gifts that were sure to impress. Christmas morning came and I could not wait for present time under the tree.

My boyfriend Josh had been secretive about what he had bought me and had spent the last couple of weeks with a smug grin on his face, so I was expecting big things. Shouldn't have.

As I rattled the box he had wrapped for me with my name crudely drawn on in texta I could never have guessed what was inside. A Sodastream.

I thought he must have mislabelled the box but a quick glance in his direction assured me this was not the case.

With the family looking on I fumbled my way through a fake bout of excitement.

"Just what I have always wanted!" Lies.

In fact, up until that point I had gone 26 years never once pining for a Sodastream, 26 blissful years never thinking "Gee I hope that is a Sodastream wrapped under the tree for me instead of some kind of awesome present."

Never mind, I still had one huge gift to open, it was from mum and dad. The box was giant and up until I opened it I had never really understood the expression 'good things come in small packages'.

It was a vacuum cleaner. Not only an incredibly boring gift but also a bit offensive.

Josh whooped with joy and I couldn't understand why.

But it makes sense; if you give bad presents then you probably don't mind receiving them.

Wonder what Josh has in store for me this year...probably something awesome like a jaffle iron.

Topics:  gen y girl, opinion




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